Who is Dr. Apples?


Born in New Orleans, a long while ago (he’s vain about his age), Dr.Apples’ has graced your presence and has made me do all the work.

He’s a doctor in his own mind. He’s more like a witch but don’t you dare call him this! Oddly enough he despises other witches. I think some of them took a few potential clients. He can hold a grudge. He enjoys Nola-style traditions, fancy-pants attire, Venti-Iced Soy Chai-Latte (no ice), and has a sweet spot for unicorns& children. Who knew?

Don’t let his looks fool you, he is highly educated, trained and
skilled in curios, magick of all kinds, traveling through other dimensions,
powerful spells and of course getting into nasty trouble. You can get lost in
his stories of learning about various beings and the ones that are on this 3d
Earth. He’s a traveler of various scopes.  Wherever he is, he enjoys
collecting various species as souvenirs. After bringing them home, he gets
bored and sells them for absinthe money.

He hates fairies (don’t ask about the eye), despises witches (even
though he is one technically) & is a bit snobbish towards humans (Who
isn’t?). Whatever he has seen, catches and preserve, it’s yours in exchange for
money. He’s generous like that or he’s strapped for cash. One thing you can take away from your experience with Dr. Apples is you will always go far with your AARP card.